Wompyjawed

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

womped

the act of being so drunk that one blacks out and throws up everywhere; a level of drunk above being wasted

Bob: "What Happened last night?"

Tom: "You were so womped you spent the night next to the toilet"

by Eddie1423 September 26, 2010

wompems

Canned biscuits that have the seal that you must break by "womping" it on the counter to open it.

"With breakfast this morning why don't you open a can of wompems."

by Tyler Call December 9, 2008

Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.

George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good

by Flådig Man February 18, 2021

wompy

Another term for vagina

"My Wompy Hurts"
"Stop acting like a wompy"

by Tinibiggs March 31, 2009

wompy jawed

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008