wakeboarding

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.

The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.

by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005

woketardigan

The figurative act of changing into a cardigan of moral authority in preparation for delivering a lecture demanding strict and immediate adherence to the current standards of political correctness.

Welp. There's Don Lemon on CNN, slipping on his woketardigan to tell us all how everything is proof systemic racism and if you don't agree, you should be permabanned by Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, plus force-fed several copies of Robin DiAngelo's tomes of hate.

by Ministry of Fragility August 7, 2020

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

Woketard

(In politics) A Politician that identifies with his Race Ethnicity or Nationality instead of his Citizenship

Joe Biden is such a Woketard

by Qanon ymous February 24, 2022

wolfbeard

What you say when you're really flustered at a neckbeard wolfshirt and you mixup the words.
This can come off as an insult to large groups of people on message boards and is often used in the act of trolling.

XD Look at this greasy wolfbeard neckshirt talking about his weeaboo animu!

by PuttinOnTheRitz June 3, 2010

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Wokeboarding

When you’re talking to someone and they start trying to demonstrate their woke-ness to you. A play on “Wakeboarding”

“Kyle and I were walking by a Chic-fil-A, and next thing I knew he spent 30 minutes wokeboarding about how homophobic chicken sandwiches are”

by Ecyrb October 14, 2019