Wiping Noses

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."

by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019

urban wiping

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010

Waspinatorian

Broken. In multiple parts. Destroyed. From the Beast Wars character Waspinator, who was often in such condition

His car was Waspinatorian after the crash.

by KamenRiderFaiz May 27, 2008

Wishping

Wishping (verb); Wishping is a collaboration of the two words wishing and hoping.

Jill: "Today was such a horrible day."
Jack: "Well, I'll be wishping that tomorrow is better for you."

by Wishping October 6, 2010

wispen

A pedophile

Oh yes I’ve heard of Wispen.. he’s a pedophile isn’t he?

by laxativelacy May 5, 2020

Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.

I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016

wiping white

During the latter stages of wiping one's bumhole, this is the point at which the paper returns for inspection unsoiled and clear.

"Thank god, i'm wiping white at last. What a messy clear-up"

by RattyMcG January 29, 2008