jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

mikey wikey

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.

( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!

by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

Infinity wipe

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.

After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".

by Fasterisbetter February 1, 2008

wipedoubt

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

by BChil September 14, 2012

Wipe his nose

Modern slang term (Verb) and means going up to someone and robbing or kiling them.

We wipe his nose, just like he had him a cold -Shotta Flow, by NLE Choppa

by Juicestus January 17, 2020