Willardism

For the path of life is long, but if thou stayest in bed often, and chillax your soul as is the way of the willard, you shall find peace.

Dude, I just recently changed to a Willardism church, and its way chill. You get to sleep and relax your way into heaven.

by wmurphy707 July 2, 2009

lord willard

Coolest muther father on the planet

OMG look at that dude style, just like a mofo lord willard.

by therapingbaptist July 13, 2018

willarding

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.

Look at that guy over there he is sure willarding.

Yeah look at him.

by lksajdhfja March 27, 2012

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Willard

Someone who is silly, weird and endearing.

You're such a willard.

by NextWorldAngel December 5, 2019

Willowdale

The "Dirty Dale". Where shit goes hard non-stop. Home of everyone who is anyone. But don't come around and talk shit, cuz you gonna get hit.

Where we partying tonight? Willowdale son. Damn, we going Hard.

by Magnum 33 September 25, 2011

flying willards

A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.

If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.

<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">

by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008