wiksand

What you've stumbled into when you go to look something up quickly in Wikipedia only to emerge 3 hours later having followed hundreds of links into myriad topics about which you never thought you would care. Like quicksand, its grip is unrelenting and the more one tries to extricate oneself, the more browser tabs one opens to continue down alternate paths. Usually starts out as a momentary tangent to try to dredge up memories of an old technology or company or natural disaster and quickly turns into an all-day waste of time. Not that learning is a waste of time, but you should really get back to work already. And close some of those tabs.

I only wanted to quickly look up this Senator, but I got stuck in wiksand and now I know all of the African countries by heart and the chemical make-up of capsaicin.

by zeroday August 1, 2008

Tommy Wiseau

The world's most brilliant filmmaker, Mr. Wiseau is an accomplished actor and director responsible for the masterpiece "The Room". Tommy's IQ is estimated to be in the range of 156-161.
Also occasionally referred to as "That actor who looks like the guy from The Interview".

I went to a screening of The Room, and bore witness to Tommy Wiseau.

by McDaddy's Big Patties November 7, 2017

Wikia

The cockroach motel of wiki hosting; they check in, but they don't check out. They say they'll host your wiki for free, then they plaster your wiki with intrusive advertising, censor your content and deface everything with unsightly, click-baity reskins. When you try to leave, you find that you cannot due to search engine duplicate content penalties.

I used to edit on Wikia, but left when they threw the Uncyclopedia under the bus.

by danslespatates June 16, 2019

Wikia

The old name of FANDOM, a crappy wiki-hosting platform where almost everyone are BFDI or GoAnimate fans. Wikis are pretty messy with vandalism 24/7 from little kids. ShoutWiki is better.

BFDI fanboy: Hey i joined this cool new platform called Wikia, It's pretty cool
Normal guy: What?
BFDI fanboy: Oh, it's now called FANDOM, Just don't forget to use adblock!
edgy little kid: OH LOL THEIR MODERATION SO SUCKS I'M VANDALIZING THE BFDI WIKIA!1!

by PF94 October 18, 2019

Wokeahontas

A self-proclaimed feminist who is into "tribal" things and does not grasp the difference between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation. She can often be spotted at music festivals donning a Black Lives Matter shirt with feathers in her hair, "tribal" face paint, and a mass-produced native American print from Urban Outfitters.

Kelly showed up at Coachella looking like a total wokeahontas.

by TheGnarrator September 30, 2017

wikan

The best person you could find. Hard to find, one of a kind. Wikan means ; friendly, loyal and outgoing. (Noun)

Boy: sorry I cheated on you
Girl: honestly, why can't you be a wikan

by Hellboy670 November 5, 2017

wifeass

The soft, rounded rear end of a married woman. Ideal for patting by her husband and/or lover(s). A milf may have a wifeass, but those who have a wifeass are not necessarily a milf.

I was at Target and I saw the sweetest, roundest wifeass ever.

by DoraAlgos August 21, 2011