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sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert 

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert
When one Afro-American urbanite moves to the 'burbs and within 20 minutes you have 15 white kids emulating gangsta values.
Shit ! Those silly white boys went gangsta so fast when Jerome moved into the neighborhood it had to be wiggeroni.
wiggeroni by critter getter September 20, 2007

Wigglebonk 

When a foxy lady attempts to seductively tease her date, such as by wiggling her bottom, only to have the tease interrupted by hitting her head on an unnoticed object.
My girlfriend tried to tease me into following her into her car by seductively shaking her butt as she sat back into the seat, but I burst out in laughter when she wigglebonked her head on the roof of the car.
Wigglebonk by J-Lump August 23, 2011

Wigglesnarf

A person who sniffs a bicycle seat after a young child has been riding on it for a while.
That old man is a wigglesnarf.
Wigglesnarf by SvenJamin August 13, 2007

Wagon Wiggles 

A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.
My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.
Wagon Wiggles by GayJezus February 4, 2013

Snazzy Wiggles 

Your flamboyant, only-child, obnoxious co-worker who doesn't know when to lay off. He/she constantly plays office pranks and can't seem to focus on their actual job.
"I think it was Snazzy Wiggles who put that plastic bug in your water bottle and put vaseline on your desk drawer handle."
Snazzy Wiggles by Sweet Business November 30, 2006