He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
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1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.
2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference
see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.
2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference
see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.
2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
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Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.
by MrsWhiteside August 22, 2011
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He reminds us of a crab and his dad is in a wheelchair
Girl 1: Is that Will Whiteside
Girl 2: OMG it is imma Kms
He reminds us of a crab and his dad is in a wheelchair
Girl 1: Is that Will Whiteside
Girl 2: OMG it is imma Kms
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"He just stripped off of his shorts and jumped in the pool."
"That's what he does at parties, shows his whiteside".
"He is awesome!"
"That's what he does at parties, shows his whiteside".
"He is awesome!"
by Un astucieux March 13, 2014
Get the Whiteside mug.Dan Whitesides replaced Brandon Steineckert in The Used after Brandon went to drum for Rancid.
I f*&*ing love The Used.
I f*&*ing love The Used.
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