Whipjack

Wip-Jack
An apostle of the Pastafari. Also a pirate disguised as a shipwrecked sailor

The whipjack took five of our men before he was slain.

by Lord Maynard October 16, 2008

whinjury

A minor injury made out to be a major injury by a needy, lonely or otherwise emotionally insecure person.

Pete: Take a look at my hand doc, its clearly broken in like 5 places...
Doctor: You've hyperextended your little finger
Pete: I'm in agony man. Luckily I have a high pain threshold.
Doctor: You and your whinjury are wasting my time
Pete: Jeez, this is worse than the time I had that stroke
Doctor: That was indigestion. Get out.

by Chester Copperpott July 30, 2009

Winja

n. A window ninja. Swings from rope attached to the top of a tall office building for the purpose of cleaning its windows. Like a ninja, he has the powers of stealth. Also like a ninja, he has the capacity to kill a man in a variety of ways. A winja's preferred weapon is the squeegee. When stealth is not necessary, winjas have been known to sing while stalking their victims.

When I walked back into my office, the winja outside my window scared the crap out of me. I knew he was not there for me because I was still alive.

by Winja November 15, 2006

whineage

the act of complaining to a person not directly involved in a situation with the hopes they will advocate on your behalf.

See also: Assinine

After being told to clean his room by his mom, Curtis's whineage to his father was asinine.

by themudking December 2, 2007

whinyass

Woody Allen. A person who complains a lot, incessantly.

Quit being such a whinyass, no one wants to hear it!

by BuckYBaller November 17, 2010

Winja

1. A White dude being a ninja!

2. A White ninja.

3. DMC drunk early in the morning.

Dude that guys a Winja!

I am the Winja

Winja-death star!!

by DMC13 August 14, 2006

Whinarchy

Noun. 1. To whine incessantly about the state of the state, complete with empty threats of changing things. Armchair anarchist.
2. Flamer or Troll that targets political sites to hate on.

Dude, you're always spouting off about government or corporate hypocrisy. Maybe forego that case of beer tonight and get off your ass and do something about it. Anything else is just whinarchy.

by intelligrrl January 7, 2012