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White Man's Insurance Policy

White Man's Insurance Policy

The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019
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White man

Just another person, like everyone else.
Hey look. It’s a white man. I’m going to let him go about his day.
by Logska March 23, 2022
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Spot the white man

A term used when you're in an area that is full or almost full of dark skinned people.
You know in Blackburn? It's like 'Spot the white man'!
by Alex December 27, 2003
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White Man's Whore

A girl who's a whore for white men. Usually they are boys that look like they haven't showered in weeks, haven't slept since 2005 and have curly hair
"If you don't look like you haven't slept since 1980 and you don't have a pale ass skin, then don't dm me"

"Uh, you're such a white man's whore!"
by 90swhore September 25, 2018
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the white man

the perfect scapegoat for everyones problems.
Person 1: I got a flat tire on the way to work today
Person 2: Blame the white man
Person 1: I know, he's always trying to keep me down like that.
by quiggler August 13, 2006
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white man's kryptonite

An attractive women/girl of East Asian, Southeast Asian, or Pacific Islander decent.
Asian girls are smart and have figured out that all's they have to do to control the white man is to tilt their head to one side, while bating their eye lashes, and make a peace sign ( some times while pouting their lips) see kawaii . This will immediately cause the white man to fall under their spell. He then will proceed to carry things for her, make car payments, and watch Korean drama s. While other kinds of men are affected by Asian girl mind tricks the white man seem to be particularly susceptible, and lacks very little immunity to Asian cuteness.
see also yellow fever.
" I went to Hawaii, and its filled with white man's kryptonite. So, we decided I should stay permanently and buy a condo. I think I will put it in her name too".
by Kyme May 30, 2016
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The White Man

Some White guy born in the 1800's who took away all the Indians' land.
The Indiams awoke one morning to discover all their land was taken away by The White Man.
by Public School Teacher December 13, 2003
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