wrankles

wrinkles that may appear on the penis due to excessive or prolonged masturbation.

After 5 years spent in the army Joe suffered from severe wrankles that required reconstructive surgery; unofficial sources have stated that Obama has been trying to include the reimbursement of wrankles laser treatment in his health care reform bill.

by samuel johnson II April 6, 2010

wanklette

Diminutive for wanker.

William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.

by Jet Gorgon March 29, 2008

whanker

jerk; dickhead

My ex is such a whanker!

by Misty April 14, 2003

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankle

1) the jacking of a very small penis. To wank a winkle is to perform a wankle
2) The young son of a wanker or chavs who is already displaying wanker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you "guv" and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local Spar

1) "Mum, Sam's locked himself in the bathroom again!"

"Ah, leave him at it love, he's just having a wankle"

~"His dick was so tiny, I realised I was actually giving him a wankle"

2) "You know that twat down the road? Well, his lad dropped a crushed can of 'Kola' in my garden and then told me to "Chill the fuck out, Guv" when I told him to pick it up!"

"Jesus, what a wankle"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

wanklet

A tablet dedicated for accessing porn, to assist with wanking

Q: Mate, want to go down to the pub for Sunday arvo beer?

A: Nah mate, pretty busy with the wanklet.

by jjtu May 28, 2015

wrankle

the fat around your wrist from where you put a watch on... 200 pounds ago.

I should probably take this watch off, it's beginning to cut off blood flow, and my wrankle is the size of Mount Everest.

by cassie824 February 23, 2011