Wewalus

A walrus without his tusks, usually noticed after a bowel movement.

Wewalus roam the open plains of Idaho once every 2 years.

by Schtupid Mang May 23, 2009

Stealth Wealth Wagon

When you truly have big money and don't have to 'prove it' with a tacky matte black Tesla or a Porsche 911 draped in carbon fiber, you go for a Stealth Wealth Wagon, which is essentially a luxury sedan with a big ass. Stealth Wealth Wagons are ALWAYS European and include the Volvo V90, V60, V70 and XC70, the Audi A4 and A6 allroad/avant, the BMW 3 or 5-series Touring, the Jaguar XF Sportbrake and by far the most popular of the bunch, the Mercedes-Benz E-Class Wagon. While Europeans may view the aforementioned cars as taxis or mundane family shuttles, the Stealth Wealth Wagon is a symbol of old money, refinement, elegance and subdued class in America. Everyone and their mother has an SUV or a sedan, but a Stealth Wealth Wagon is almost always bought, and never leased. People go through their Q5s and E350s faster than Pete Davidson goes through girlfriends, but part of the reason that Stealth Wealth Wagons are so hard to find used is because they are typically retained by their first owners for a loooong time. For that reason, they either have insanely low or insanely high mileage. When you see a Stealth Wealth Wagon, new or old, ALWAYS assume the person driving has fuck-you money. They're a part of a highly exclusive club.

Marin County, Beverly Hills, Pacific Heights, the North Shore, Petoskey, Shaker Heights, Georgetown, Buckhead, Asheville, Middleburg, Hilton Head, Savannah, the Main Line, the UES, the Hamptons, the Hudson Valley, all of Fairfield and Westchester Counties, especially Greenwich, Princeton/Charlottesville/Ann Arbor, Wellesley, the Cape and Islands, and Bar Harbor are all places where you'll have a high likelihood of running into a Stealth Wealth Wagon.

by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023

College Wealth

The act of receiving financial aid money and grants from the college or university you go to and spending it on stuff other than school.

Joe: Tim, Do you want to go the the bar tonight?
Tim : Sure With Who?
Joe: Me and Dj
Tim: I thought Dj was poor?
Joe: Nahh, Hes got that College Wealth now.

by Blackjoebama January 27, 2013

WEALTHY

Description of wealthy; Wealthy can have many meanings, you can be wealthy in many ways, mind, body, spirit or material possessions

if youve loved and been loved back you are truly wealthy
as far as material possessions, usually the guy next door with a fat bank account, drives a BMW, drinks huge quantities of Starbucks and has it easy

The guy next door just bought a BMW. We dont know what the hell hes doing but he must be making money.

The guy just bought a mansion, hes wealthy

by Crawforde September 12, 2006

Weeality

That moment in time when lying in bed that you realise that bladder isn't going to "just fuck off"and you really, really must go for that piss you've been putting off for 2 hours.

I was lying in the arms of my latest conquest and then weeality hit me.........if I didn't run for a slash now I would I would be remember as "piss pants".

by Jordans Norks July 22, 2009

Wealthy

A person who possesses great material wealth. Someone with great expendable income, no financial worries and lives a comfortable life.

The millionare is wealthy.

by slev- May 1, 2008

Weald of Kent Grammar School

We do Ket is a nunnery school for bent retards who suck cock and do crack in the loos. If you get a whiff of fanny you know a wealdo is close by so start running unless you wanna catch chlamydia. If you go to weald it is likely you were drop kicked as a baby and u are definitely clapped but u do charge 2p or some haribos for a blowjob behind lidl. Normally can find one fingering herself in the maths block or shagging a Year 7.

Is that girl special needs?
Yes she goes to Weald of Kent Grammar School

by yourmumscrotum April 3, 2020