That moment in time when lying in bed that you realise that bladder isn't going to "just fuck off"and you really, really must go for that piss you've been putting off for 2 hours.
I was lying in the arms of my latest conquest and then weeality hit me.........if I didn't run for a slash now I would I would be remember as "piss pants".
by Jordans Norks July 22, 2009