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Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly
you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman
You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

Wetter than an otter's pocket 

A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.
Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now

wetter than an otter's pocket 

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket
jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.
Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.

Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.