When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
by picklemonkey June 17, 2006
Get the wet towelmug. A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
Get the Wet towelmug. When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)
Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.
Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
by Burn Son! September 22, 2017
Get the Wet Towelmug. A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.
Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.
by Caffeine February 26, 2004
Get the Wet Towel Fightmug. The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.
by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010
Get the Wet Towel Testmug. by fraaaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008
Get the wet towelmug. frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!
by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008
Get the wetting a towelmug.