3 definitions by picklemonkey

yolewayne

A gullible person who can't tell the difference between real and nonsense conversations.

"Andi, you're such a yolewayne!"

by picklemonkey September 23, 2006

wet towel

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.

Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!

by picklemonkey June 15, 2006

canicross

annoying people who like ska music and greyhound dogs

"joe, you're so canicross"

by picklemonkey June 8, 2005