Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.

She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.

by secf October 2, 2008

Wenkeville

An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954

I can't wait to go to the Wenke reunion up in Wenkeville this Labor Day weekend!!!!

by fartknocker101 May 3, 2010

Weevil hunting with Ianto

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.

Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

by Jack324 December 28, 2008

fart weevils

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

I whip it out whenever I can

a undefined saying used by Michael Buckley in his famous Youtube series WHAT THE BUCK?!

I love you bitch...I whip it out whenever I can...I don't know what that mean..WHAT THE BUCK?!

by TANYA68 October 9, 2008

weevil

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

by Dylan January 10, 2005