The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020
Get the A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend mug.A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.
“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
by Weekendvape January 7, 2023
Get the weekend vape mug.code for entailing a vacation where girls secretly have sexual encounters with total strangers, sometimes people they met online. I say secretly because the folks back at home (especially the boyfriend) may be aware of the vacation but aren't supposed to be aware of the vacation's sole purpose. typically used by girls with a teenage mindset.
Ashley: Hey, Jeanne! What's up?
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)
by BrianTheDumbass June 13, 2013
Get the California weekend mug.by randytaylor May 20, 2009
Get the danish weekend mug.When a group of gentlemen gather, usually at a cottage, and engage in non-sober activities. Eventually someone goes too far, things get a bit gay, and somebody gets kicked out. There is also drinking games, euchre tournaments and hundreds of high fives.
by MBP2000 August 22, 2019
Get the Guy’s Weekend mug.24-25 April! The day when it's legal to kill anyone who participates in the National Rape day or dares to make a joke about it! Kill your rapist friends, strangers and anyone you know is a rapist!
Kyler: Did you know today is National Rape day? I think I might join in
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!
by Robbie Chatterley March 20, 2021
Get the National Kill Rapists Weekend mug.When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.
Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
by SlopNChop March 29, 2017
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