it is the name used for an insect of the planes of Africa, very rare indeed. it is not however, whatever was said above. yes.

weef insect. usualy feeds on little cretins. and is also very small but has the stomach of a cow. moo!
u r a weef
wot is a weef?
an insect of the planes of africa
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by Maddy and Hannah January 10, 2005
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Im weef, yea the illest nigga alive!!!
Yo weef what up what u doin?
Shit chillin ready to spark this blizzy!
by Weef Dizzo March 31, 2005
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A weak ass motherfucker. Can refer to someone that’s soft asf too. A weef is just overall a soft ass pussy.
*The boys are at the beach*

*Sees a group of girls*

John: Let’s go see what’s up with these bitties.

Jake: Nah im good im chillin

*Jake is single and is not talking to anyone*

Alex: Jake ur such a fucking weef grow a pair
by vlone soldier October 13, 2020
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Dude did u hear that?
Yeah it sounded like Alvin weefed!
by cambodia April 3, 2015
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A wet queef (usually one which projects semen)
Guy: what the fuck, did you just fart or queef?
Girl: no that was a weef
Guy: ...?
Girl: a wet queef
by Jackcb April 26, 2011
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(noun) A vagart or queef released while peeing
Carol, that was intense weef. It sounded like your labia was giving the toilet applause.

past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water
by KB83 April 2, 2010
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Weef a Norwegian name.

Weef is also the opposite of a Queef.
Hello Weef!

My name is Weef!

Ouch, I just Weefed!

Oh man, what is that smell? Did you just Weef?
by Runar Bruun February 28, 2008
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