Weef 

A wet queef (usually one which projects semen)

Guy: what the fuck, did you just fart or queef?
Girl: no that was a weef
Guy: ...?
Girl: a wet queef

Weef by Jackcb May 16, 2011

Weef 

(noun) A vagart or queef released while peeing

Carol, that was intense weef. It sounded like your labia was giving the toilet applause.

past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water

Weef by KB83 April 2, 2010

Weef 

Weef a Norwegian name.

Weef is also the opposite of a Queef.

Hello Weef!

My name is Weef!

Ouch, I just Weefed!

Oh man, what is that smell? Did you just Weef?

Weef by Runar Bruun March 10, 2008

Weef 

A scent that is bad but somehow pleasant.

Guy 1: "Man, it's weefy in here."
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry I just smoked a cigarette."
Guy 1: "Nah, it's alright I kinda like it."

Weef by Polarpad370 August 8, 2019

weef 

1. Exclamation of hate /desire /love /dismissal /greeting/poo-flinging/frusturation
2. To commit adultery by chewing, swallowing, and eventually shitting out another man's penis
3. A way to say, Pete is a fag

Weef!!!!

I weefed up John really good and now she's filing for a divorce

Peter Norman: Dude Sooners football r00lz!!!
Justin: Weef, dude, just weef.

weef by Justin January 23, 2005

Weef 

A weef is a complete pussy who is all talk

That boy is a right weef.

Weef by Insult August 15, 2017

weef 

Flatulence expelled from the male penis. I.E. a guy queef.

'Sniff, sniff', dude it smells, did you just weef?

weef by Gunther Millsworth February 14, 2008