A holy matrimony in which usually a man and a woman decides to live together forever, notwithstanding prenups and other crap and without a wedding gown which there would be no such ceremony.
I bought my perfect wedding gown at www.gownsshop.com at 50% off regular price, boy did I save a shit load!
by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007
Get the weddingmug. by snowJT1 October 20, 2008
Get the weddingmug. Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!
by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 3, 2013
Get the Weddingmug. This wedding is boring
by SUMFURRYTHING August 7, 2021
Get the Weddingmug. An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed
by Pimpmaster Pete June 27, 2008
Get the Weddingmug. Funerals with cake
Hey you wanna go to the wedding?
No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
by cyanide and applesauce January 29, 2016
Get the Weddingmug. 