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wedding

A holy matrimony in which usually a man and a woman decides to live together forever, notwithstanding prenups and other crap and without a wedding gown which there would be no such ceremony.
I bought my perfect wedding gown at www.gownsshop.com at 50% off regular price, boy did I save a shit load!
by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007
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wedding

were you say your vows to your partner
good wedding
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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wedding

An important day coming up in Kevin Voelker's life.
Kevin Voelker & Kelly McNamee's wedding will be "off the hook".
by snowJT1 October 20, 2008
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Wedding

Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?
Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!
by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 3, 2013
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Wedding

Expensive drama where you have to wear uncomfortable clothing because 2 people said so
This wedding is boring
by SUMFURRYTHING August 7, 2021
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Wedding

An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed
Better bring a towel - weddings result in loss of bodily fliuds!
by Pimpmaster Pete June 27, 2008
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Wedding

Funerals with cake
Hey you wanna go to the wedding?

No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
by cyanide and applesauce January 29, 2016
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