webster's 

the long boring ass book of useless words that are printed in really small font on thin paper pages, and stuff everyones grandparents would read for fun in their teenage years.

im'na hit you over the head with a webster's.

webster's by hg12benj September 13, 2003

webster's 

The company that writes dictionaries, named for the inventor, Daniel Webster.

I was looking up a word in Webster's Dictionary. Of course, it's not as cool as Urbandictionary.com.

webster's by Anonymous August 29, 2003

webster's 

The possessive clause of the name of a small black midget from a vague 80s sitcom.

Emmanuel Lewis

webster's by Anonymous September 9, 2003

webster's 

A possesive term showing an item belongs to that short black guy.

Dude, that dildo is a prop from Webster's old TV show.

webster's by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003

webster's 

A dictionary that is typically used by college students. It does claim to be the most descriptive dictionary in the world, but it not only misses several non-slang words currently used, it even erases old definitions of words which are still being used today, in addition to avoiding technical definitions.

What the fuck? $25.00 for a Webster's dictionary and I STILL don't have any definition for or relating to misandry

webster's by AYB October 22, 2003

Webster's Ghost 

The ghost of Daniel Webster that rolls over in his grave for each entry in the Urban Dictionary. He causes the hair to stand up on the back of your neck everytime you lookup a word/phrase and typically a chill is felt.

John: Have you seen 'Dirty Sanchez' in the Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: Yes, I felt Webster's Ghost breath on the back of my neck when I read it!

Webster's Ghost by ultradaddy January 20, 2013

Webster's Dictionary 

The first two words of a speech given by a complete tool.

"Greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. Webster's Dictionary defines 'graduation' as..."

Webster's Dictionary by GreatGopher May 2, 2012