weasel

A sneaky, cunning person. Who will do anything in an attempt to steal one's girl. Will try to hook up with a girl who was already hooking up with someone else. Just like the "Situation" when he tries to pull a robbery.

Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel

by Ryan Too sick October 20, 2010

weasel

A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.

Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

weasel

A little annoying dude who will usually scam people out of money etc.

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU LITTLE WEASEL!
Weasel:Hahaha

by CombatWombat August 8, 2003

Weasel

A slippery character who cannot be trusted to remain faithful to his girlfriend and is putting it about whenever possible

Scott is always on the pull, even though he's got a girlfriend! Scott's a fucking weasel.

by Dangerman Dan October 8, 2011

weasel

best animals ever, they are much better than ferrets

Lily and Esmé are weasels, they are better than everyone

by weasela December 30, 2016

weasel

a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

Fuck those little weasels!

by Jason D July 24, 2008

weasel

Pejorative term for a University of Michigan fan, also known as a Wolverine. This is an apt descriptor for two reasons: First, wolverines are stocky and muscular rodents known for their nasty demeanor and musky stank, and are literally of the weasel family, Mustelidae. Second, and even more accurate, the term weasel is commonly applied to those of low moral character whom are typified by wheedling, whining, and overzealous aggression in pathetic attempts to gain unfair advantage in sport, business, and personal dealings.

Weasel: "Dude, what a rip off! Michigan had the game in the bag...if not for the crappy officiating and that touchdown Sparty scored after the clock ran out!"

Sparty: "Uh, don't be such a weasel. Michigan was behind by 28 points and didn't have a chance."

Weasel: "Yeah sure, you're just jealous because you didn't get into what we call 'the Harvard of the Midwest.' You know I love the maize!"

Sparty: " Actually I did get in.. to Northwestern, and the University of Chicago. And please stop whining; I'd take you more seriously if you didn't have that corn cob buried in your ass to the hilt."

by droogie toogie August 18, 2012