webtarded

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

by anonymous_a April 14, 2008

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

wiitarded

A label used to define an individual that is incapable of playing a Nintendo Wii with any amount of skill. Their coordination and kinetic abilities are so insufficient that they are laughed out of any Wii playing session.

" Hey! Gary hit himself in the balls with the Wii-mote again! He's so goddamn wiitarded. "

by J Lau December 30, 2006

Gaytarded

When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded

Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!

by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011

Gaytarded

When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.

"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."

by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009

wintarded

A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.

Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!

by Bormon March 11, 2007

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010