One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.
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Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008
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He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009
Get the academic waterboarding mug.When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.
"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."
"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
by G8tto Fabul0so March 25, 2010
Get the waterboarding mug.A form of torture which simulates drowning by placing a sheet of cloth over one's face and pouring water over it. The wet cloth makes is impossible to breathe through. This tactic is used by the U.S. interrogators and others when dealing with suspected terrorists and other detainees.
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Her juices dripped into his waiting mouth as she positioned her sopping cunt over his face. He groaned in agonizing satisfaction as she waterboarded him in her love.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night, bro ?
Guy 2: Took a girl home and did some waterboarding. My brain cells are still recovering from the oxygen deficiency.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night, bro ?
Guy 2: Took a girl home and did some waterboarding. My brain cells are still recovering from the oxygen deficiency.
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