dead souls waiting room

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

warning tap

knocking on the door before you barge in on roommate having sex

I gave him a warning tap; unfortunately, the door was unlocked.

by word analyst May 7, 2016

Belt Warning

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked

Important belt warning ⚠️

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Robal Warming

The steamy heat that is found under the robe of a sex crazed poodle, like Al Gore.

The Masseuse could feel the Robal warming eminating from Al Gores nether regions.

Or

Baby, I got some Robal Warming going on down under. Why don't you try a little wind power on it?

by Greeniebeanie July 9, 2010

Kept you waiting huh?

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

cock warming

The act of a man slipping his erection into his partner's vagina or ass in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

"Jake held Jenny close for a bit of cock warming before they fell asleep."

by The D3adman January 16, 2014

daylight wasting time

a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year

I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.

by Michael_Hunt March 7, 2009