Warmth Chub

A semi-erection of the penis caused by warmth, such as: lying under a blanket or a long period, being in the shower or in another warm enviroment.

"Look, Bill's got a erection!"
"It's a warmth chub Tom. You got penis on your mind or something?"

by halfemptybottles February 28, 2013

rage warmth

when you get so ragefull that you dont need a jacket in -30 weather

hey chris aint you cold? No real big my rage keeps me warm

by denman March 24, 2004

Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013

Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.

"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"

by Dockalicious May 19, 2009

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

liquid warmth

warmth in the form of a liquid

the shower provides water as liquid warmth.

by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022

the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane, or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat, from the bowel movement, through the plastic.

John buys a lot of plastic, and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

by DebstersWictionary March 5, 2021