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wankover

The practice of masturbation following a night of heavy drinking. Usually arises due to the intense boredom experienced when a hangover incapacitates you from doing anything but watching daytime TV and general moping about. Minimal satisfaction is to be expected, but it beats watching Home and Away.
Jesus man, last night was crazy, I got up at like two, watched some Maury then stared at a bowl of cereal for like twenty minutes. I had a wankover, but I was still drunk so it was like choking a dead chicken.

Man I was pretty hungover yesterday, I had like four aspirin but I still felt like crap. I had a wankover which helped, but then I feel asleep on the toilet.
by amnsiac August 9, 2009
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Wankbeg

Term used by the Northern Irish in order to describe a male that has recently said or done something unintelligent or undesirable.
You fucking wankbeg thats a pint of Guinness you just dropped in me lap!
by Matt-eh June 3, 2005
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Wankberry

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.
I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.
by Chris Murrin August 12, 2007
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wankberries

A phrase used to express dissapointment at a situation in a comical way.
Jill - "Jack, your wife just died in a plane crash carrying your unborn child and your entire savings... and I'm not actually your sister."
Jack - "Wankberries".
by Katarn December 13, 2008
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Wanktoberfest

To ejackulate into someone's beer without them seeing, and then watching them drink it
I totally wanktoberfested Toms beer last night
by Erinngobrach October 9, 2016
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wankoverable

Something that isn't explicitly sexual or particularly arousing on its own, but is worth masturbating to in a pinch. Still kinda arousing and much better than using your imagination.
'bro, your sister's instagram is fairly wankoverable with all her hot friends on there, but shes definitely no Taylor Swift'

'Jennifer Lawrence is wankoverable on the 'Hunger Games' DVD case if its the only thing you got in your room with you at the time'
by The_Alfmeister November 5, 2017
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