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Wankerphobia 

1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers
John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him

Wankerpedia 

Wankerpedia is an encyclopedia full of exclusionary editorial snobs. No matter how you propose information to these wankers, they deem it inappropriate or not worthy of their all might bank of knowledge. They moderate your content between strokes while they are simultaniously jacking off to Britney Spears videos.
That fuckin' Wankerpedia turned down my definition of a buttnugget. Stupid fags!
Wankerpedia by John the Kook February 9, 2009
Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.
The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.
Wankerous by Giselle G May 3, 2010

waggerpoopling 

Person1: hey someone told me that you shat your pants? Is that true bruh?

Peraon2: nah i was just waggerpoopling ya know?
waggerpoopling by Beckybeckinson December 10, 2016

wankerdoodle 

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.
Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.
wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

Wankertron 

A person or organisation.
Amazon you absolute wankertrons, you have not attempted to deliver my parcel.
Wankertron by tapdatasstaryn199115 February 3, 2015