wankstain

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.

1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

by uberjai December 2, 2011

Wankblanket

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

wankbait

Someone, typically female, who might instigate a bout of self gratification, ie: wanking.

Wow, your mom is TOTALLY wankbait, have a kleenex?

by SpillZ March 12, 2004

wankstain

A complete and utter waste of a perfectly good wank!

You are a complete and utter 'wankstain'!

by TsunamiWaverider July 3, 2015

wankstain

Falls into the same category as arsewipe to be honest. Mild term of abuse for a sibling. See arsewipe.

"Oi wankstain, never douse my duvet in petrol and set it alight whilst I'm asleep underneath it again!"

by britishandworried February 3, 2005

Wankbank

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.

"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"

by Bloomer May 17, 2006