national wake your s.o. up day 

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

national wake your s.o. up day by bubabear101 June 17, 2021

wake me when it's over 

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.

Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.

wake me when it's over by GlazeHer May 31, 2020

Wake Some Snakes 

Looking for trouble; stirring up trouble.

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma

Wake Some Snakes by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Wake Surfing 

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

Wake Surfing by Captain Toady June 28, 2007

Hubba hubba wakee saa  

Hurry the fuck up in "Japanese"

Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.

Hubba hubba wakee saa by Carly Wild January 29, 2009

wake snakes 

To make a lot of noise, cause a ruckus, or have a good time.

Hey Eric we should go out on the town and wake snakes this weekend.

wake snakes by Hephasteous December 9, 2008

Waxed Sack 

A smoothly shaved scrotum.

Rachel loves my waxed sack.

I keep a waxed sack.

My waxed sack makes sucking my balls more pleasurable for us both.

I don’t get chaffed anymore with a waxed sack.

Waxed Sack by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018