A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.
Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."
by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019
Someone who is talking a load of fucking rubbish. There tends to be no one listening to them and what they’re saying is of no importance whatsoever.
by Jenny tilia November 30, 2019
Charlie “Oi Mason, your such a waffler!”
Mason “No I'm not!”
Charlie “Im actually done with this kid, you just said your cat will throw a bulldog at a fox!”
Mason “No I'm not!”
Charlie “Im actually done with this kid, you just said your cat will throw a bulldog at a fox!”
by Tapz May 01, 2020
by bigdicksuckit October 10, 2019
The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus cooking your dump like a waffle.
Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.
Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."
Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."
Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
by RedNUTs5 October 29, 2011
by Moldypopcorn525 February 17, 2020
A piercing that goes into your penis. You get a waffle that is soggy from syrup being all over it then you wrap it around your penis. After wrapping the waffle around your penis you put a needle through your penis to keep the waffle there.
by ThomusJay January 13, 2011