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Waffler
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The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the
lid
. Thus
cooking
your
dump
like a waffle.
Dave (
Manager
of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.
Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was
Maurice
, he gave Marshal
one
last week."
Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
Waffler
by
RedNUTs5
October 29, 2011
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