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Waffler
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The act of shitting on a persons hot over
heated
laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus
cooking
your dump like a
waffle
.
Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap
top
?!!!!!.
Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was
Maurice
, he gave
Marshal
one last week."
Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"
Waffler
by
RedNUTs5
October 29, 2011