wafflemayos 

Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.

A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?

wafflemayos by van August 10, 2004

Waffle Mayo! 

A way of saying ROFLMAO so that you don't sound like a facebook junkie.

Chris: Everyone laughed when I got a boner in P.E. today

Jack: Waffle Mayo!!!

Waffle Mayo! by Waffle Mayo! October 23, 2010

waffletaco 

A corperation that will never ever exist. And nicole and pete will give up on their dreams. Because it is the grossest thing in the world
-Love skyler

Omg waffletaco will never exist!
Yayyyy

waffletaco by skiller1294 January 25, 2009

Wafflemaker 

V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance

Max let his guard down so Noah wafflemaker'd him

Wafflemaker by BigDiction March 5, 2015

wafflemancy 

The ability to partake in waffling without difficulty.

That politician says nothing of substance, it is all wafflemancy.

wafflemancy by MolochBaal November 10, 2018

wafflemaxxing

When you wafflemax, you’re acting like an idiot who wont shut their waffler.

Justin: IM UPID!!!

Val: Justin stop wafflemaxxing

wafflemaxxing by cornflakeslalala September 5, 2025