wackjob 

A spastic, nerdy, and repressed professional who attends the office early.

What the fuck wackjob, what are you doing here at 700AM, you shit the bed!?!

wackjob by ian l wachowicz October 4, 2006

wackjobbery 

Of, or related to, being a wackjob.
The thoughts or actions of someone generally considered by society as being contrary to societal norms.

That guy standing on the street corner is preaching wackjobbery about how aliens are coming to wipe out humanity! What a lunatic!

wackjobbery by Reverend_Dude January 19, 2018

wackjob 

a complete nut absolutly fucking crazy some syn. mother-in-law, nut, loon etc.

That girl is total fucking wackjob.

wackjob by april hussler March 20, 2004

Wackjob 

Someone who is a tad bit crazy, funny, spontaneous, but is a good person.

Nick:Dude, Natalie is totally a wackjob.
Phoenix: Yeah man, she’s pretty crazy.

Wackjob by NotAWackjob July 2, 2020

wackjob 

An ecentric individual prone to odd behavior, ie. sitting and rocking, twiddling thumbs, mumbling incessantly about helicopters, and outbursts of lewd indecent exposure

JJ was ok, but now that wackjob is off his rocker.

wackjob by Joceppi August 4, 2003

wackjob 

A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.

Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.

wackjob by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

wackjob 

slapping one in the face with an erect penis until one ejaculates.

man slaps woman in face with penis, then ejaculates (wackjob).

wackjob by htes23 July 6, 2011