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Keith Vaz

An amnesic bald washing machine salesman from Leicester with a predilection for Romanian male sex workers and cocaine.

Keith prefers to discuss paid-for sex using the term 'redecorating my flat' .

Any official investigation into the washing machine salesman is hampered by his repeatedly failing to answer direct questions, giving incomplete answers and non-cooperation despite his background in providing oversight of important elements of the criminal justice system, including the police and the criminal law.
'I've got a big job on tonight; got to redecorate Keith Vaz's flat'

'Can't stop mate, got to deliver this snow to Mr Vaz. He's having another suds party at his flat'

'Buna ziua- boonuh zeewah Mr Vaz, do you need Marius, Florin and Dragos to come an dredecorate your flat again this week?'
by Cthulhu's little brother October 28, 2019
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Paulo Vaz

25 Inspirational Bible Verses and Quotes
2 Corinthians 4:16-18. So we do not lose heart. ...
1 Peter 5:7. Casting all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you.
1 Corinthians 15:58. Therefore, my beloved brothers, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the LORD, knowing that in the LORD your labor is not in vain.
1 Corinthians 16:13-14.
25 Inspirational Bible Verses and Quotes Paulo Vaz
2 Corinthians 4:16-18. So we do not lose heart. ...
1 Peter 5:7. Casting all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you.
1 Corinthians 15:58. Therefore, my beloved brothers, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the LORD, knowing that in the LORD your labor is not in vain.
1 Corinthians 16:13-14.
by P Vaz February 10, 2021
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ALFREDO-VAZ

Employee who constantly needs reminding how to do his/her job. Employee who does not grasp the meaning of most words in the english language.
What an Alfredo-Vaz, 30 minutes to intall an engine?! What is he/she thinking?
by kronusG January 16, 2009
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Crystal vaz

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Vazhin

Borat's word for vagina.
What kind of car must i get to attract woman with shaved vazhin
by TJT FIEND June 7, 2009
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vazgen

A bad ass person who pimps on fine girls
Vazgen is GOD of all Gods.
by Vazgen III March 8, 2007
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vazquez

you wanna know why jose is so hott??!

cuz his last name is vazquez
by elohvee October 18, 2008
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