Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.

I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing

by JouleAeria October 11, 2024

Vancing

A slang term for fucking a couch to ehaculation and leaving a stain.

"The vice president likes Vancing couches the staff have to replace them constantly"

by Logan maz January 28, 2026

Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

Vancing, Vanced

The act of stalking someone through the use of Snapchat maps or the act of getting stalked

The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.

Vancing, Vanced: “Henry is at a bando in Belair, I’m vancing him”, “I was at bay alone because I was pressed, but I got vanced by my mates instead”

by TwintowersIsa January 27, 2023