Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.

Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!

by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011

Vanstock

Used in the show "That 70's Show". The gang went to Vanstock, a place described as Woodstock but for vans.

Eric - Dad, we're going to Vanstock this weekend.
Red - Vanstock? What the hell is that?
Eric - Well, it's like Woodstock, but for vans.
Red - Sounds stupid. Have fun.

by hiphoprapcountryrock_i luv mus March 27, 2011

Valton

Albanian hustler, living with two birds...

Look there's a Valton!

by Pheedlz September 29, 2011

nigger valet

1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.

"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"

by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006

Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.

Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Valsone

stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue.

Mani sir valsoned that girl.

by thethaillander July 4, 2022

Valtiel

A strange, human-like creature seen in Silent Hill 3 who stalks Heather throughout the game. You'll recognize him by his erratic head movements, and by the fact that he is usually seen turning a red valve. He wears a long brownish robe with no sleeves and black boots. The Mark of Metatron has been branded into each of his arms, signalling rebirth. (You'll see him dragging Heather away by her ankles in a 'game over' sequence. To revive her? Maybe.) Some like to call him the 'attendant to God,' for in the final scenes of the game, he ceremoniously places a helmet onto the God's head. The whole 'valve business' supposedly represents the change from one world to another. He cannot harm you, and you cannot harm him, so don't worry if he gets a bit close. In fact - he might just be on your side. Fear his prettiness.

Don't deny it . . . Valtiel OWNS you!

by Subnuclear October 26, 2004