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Vagichoke

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.
Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.
by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
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Vagichter

The scale on which vaginal queefs are rated, similar to the Richter Scale, used to measure earthquakes.
"That queef was a 9.0 on the Vagichter Scale!"
by Lightbulbs! April 4, 2010
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vagicheese

A white, cheesy substance that builds up around an unclean clitoris. See smegma.
Joan\'s vagicheese smelled like rotten eggs and fish.
by allioop April 26, 2005
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Vagichop

get off me woman or i'll vagichop you!
by ryan March 27, 2005
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vaginch

The act of pinching a vagina. Executed by placing the middle and index fingers on one side of the vaginal opening and the thumb directly opposite and squeezing vigorously.
Hey man, that jellyfish just gave Erin the vaginch!
by Leelito June 11, 2007
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Vagichosis

A Mental Diagnosis brought on when a woman is haunted by her vagina, to the point she refuses to admit it exists, or worse, attempts to self surgically remove it.
Poor Mrs Tripe. She never realized how beautiful she was. So very sad. Now dead at 98 years old. Most severe case of Vagichosis ever recorded. For 53 years she was unable even to admit she was a woman, and hid the fact very, very well.
by Clifhanger September 19, 2022
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vagichasm

Vagichasm is a truley large vagina, so large that when a penus is removed during sex an echo of the sound of the penus being removed echoes back more than one time - can also occur when a dildo, banana, cucumber, or large salami is substitued for the real thing.
When I pulled my penus out of my girlfriend's vagina I could hear a vagichasm that resembled a sloshing sounding echo coming back to me.
by Lee Kirby March 8, 2008
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