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Vaginese

A language spoken by females that is not understood by anyone without a vagina.
Female Coworker: "I think we should print this project on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client."

Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.

Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"

Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"

Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."
by prinlab June 25, 2010
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vaginese chicken

that nips vaginese chicken was as tight as virgin butthole
by vaginawhip15 May 24, 2011
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vagynesexual

When you're only attracted to vaginas. Nothing else.
Why don't you like anything but my vagina? Are you a vagynesexual?
by chiraffare January 14, 2017
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vaginesque

A brief moment of being extremly effeminate; resembling the actions of a vagina
Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.

Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
by \ / November 28, 2012
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vagineye

neither the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus of women nor a globular organ in the head through which people and veterbrate animals see, the "vagineye" is amalgam of the two, rich in symbolic meaning as an ancient gay korean icon often used in graphic design, art, and higher mathematics.
"So Dark The Con of Man! It seems Will has used the 'vagineye' again! Genius!"
by sammy appelbaum September 26, 2006
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Vaginester

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!
by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009
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Vagineer

The Engineer class from Team Fortress 2 that has a mouth that looks like a woman's vagina, speaks backwards, and usually is seen in gmod videos.
Team Fortress 2 gmod vagnia Engineer Vagineer
by DohEntertainment February 28, 2010
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