Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

by hawke4me November 10, 2019

vegamite?

a food that is terrible that ozzies love

ozzie: vegamite rocks my sox
american: vegamite sux balls

by Rufus G. May 24, 2005

Vaginamites

1. Sorta like lice but in vagina pubes.

1. I heard that bitch had vaginamites so she finaly shaved her pussy.

by cass-uhh-cunt April 28, 2008

vagamite

refers to any number of asundry afflictions of the vaginal area involving foreign or unwelcome matter

These vagamites have really got me down.

by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006

vagemite

Noun - Australian poontang.

The food at that bed-and-breakfast in Sydney was decent, but I really could have gone for some toast and Vagemite.

by Portmantoaster July 24, 2012

Vagimite

Marmite+Vagina it works a treat with sex. It tastes proper yummy fanny juice+ marmite is the best lunch anyone could have, you can buy it from ebay or play amazon etc but you don't want preowned vagimite 'cause that can go moldy

Monkeyman: Vagimite please :)
Nina: Not on your penis mateeey! ;)

by Pokemonmadness April 18, 2009

vagasitis

the common disease of the female vagina, causing the vagina to either engulf itself in a crusty substance, or the vagina will slowly and painfully rot away.

Ew whitney has vagasitis!!
Thats fuckin gross!
Ew paul dont lick it!

by AndyP May 13, 2005