Vacoomer

A man who fucks vacuums he is the combination of a coomer and a vacuum fanatic

Shrek: donkeh I found a post on reddit called cursed_vacoomer it was a video of a guy having sex with a vacuum
Donkey: that’s crazy right there

by Nig bigger dick December 23, 2019

Vaconstipated

Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )

This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.

by TP-SD August 17, 2010

vacuous

1. (adjective) - Lacking any significance or a valid point.

2. (adjective) - To have a brain that is completely devoid of common sense and significant thought.

3. (adverb) - To be so self-absorbed that the needs of other people or dependants are never considered before making a decision or taking action.

4. (adverb) - To act in a self-satisfied manner

5. (adverb) - To behave a in a manner that is meaningless
to other people

If she weren't so vacuous, she would listen to our opinions before rushing to judgment.

Your would think that his vacuous mother would care more about his well being than focusing on keeping a great tan.

by Tom Bidel October 12, 2005

Do a Varcoe

To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.

F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!

by Sam Varcoe October 17, 2008

vacreation

A vacation that is devoted to creative pursuits or work.

I need to take a vacreation so I can finish my novel.

by urbanteacher July 13, 2010

varron

An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.

I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.

by chizzazzle January 3, 2008

Vagrond

Vagrond is a giant space lizard (or GSL) from parts unknown. He is most known for his immense strength and heavy alcholism. When he is not drinking he tends to be sarcastic and go in adventures through time or something like that.

Vagrond throws the midget through the windown.

by Ross Keebler March 26, 2003