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Vaska

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When the rich and spoiled youth of Stureplan in Stockholm, Sweden were forbidden to spray champagne on each other while they were in a bar or club as a way to show everyone around them how much money they could afford to throw away for no good reason, they invented "vaskning" or "att vaska". Basically it means that you order two expensive bottles of champagne (or any other expensive baverage, but champagne has the highest impact factor), but you tell the bartender to pour one of the bottles in the sink (sink= vask in swedish). This sends a clear signal to the people around you that you are the shit and girls will magically be drawn towards you.

Since the term was first introduced, it has evolved and is now used for many different scenarios where you intentionally throw away or dispose of things that is valuable to you in any way.
"Ge mig två flaskor av er dyraste champagne tack, men vaska den ena!"

Translation:
"Give me two bottles of your most expensive champagne, but pour one of them in the sink!"
by aguywithwaytolittletodo January 16, 2011
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Empty Vase

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AKA a "flower vase"
A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside).

Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people.

The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".
"He couldn't believe the ignorance coming out of the beautiful girl's mouth and wrote her off as an empty vase."
"She had been hurt by her past relationship, so this time she decided to choose an empty vase and try her hand at being a sugar momma to a handsome, shallow, boytoy."
by askite October 17, 2023
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Kentucky vasectomy

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The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023
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Vaseline & Pepper

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Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.
How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.
by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010
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vased

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enimen is very vased and swagful
by troys_latifundia June 27, 2021
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Vanek Bowl

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Light your bowl of marijuana. Take a hit and pass it on letting the next person take a hit without having to re-light it. Keep passing around without re-lighting the weed. If you can get 26 or more hits off of one light, is it considered a Vanek Bowl.
Me and Jason smoked a Vanek Bowl last night. We got 28 hits off one light!
by Davee February 28, 2007
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Vasectomy

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When a man has unlimited amo but can only shoot out blanks.
My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.
by Trilly Travega June 3, 2018
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