Americans suffer from a horrid case of Uuaphobia. It has roots in their culture and history, and causes trauma deep in their psyche. It cannot be determined if it is a true fear, or just sheer laziness that prevents the letter 'u' being included in words such as 'Colour' and 'Harbour'.

It is common, yet stereotypical knowledge that Americans are fat and lazy. 'Aiming a gun during wartime' and 'walking' seem to be a handful of life's little annoyances they have tried to cure, as seen by inventions such as Friendly Fire and the Segway.

by A.R.G.U.S Mykal May 21, 2006

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uriphobia

Fear of urinating at a urinal while another man peeing at the urinal to the left or right.

I came sprinting into the bathroom only to find there was only one open urinal. My uriphobia then caused me to soil myself.

by J.T.M. January 12, 2009

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The fear of the things you say being misinterpreted with a definition found on Urban Dictionary. This fear is grounded in some sort of public humiliation event typically causing PTSD.

Suzie: Why doesn't John talk anymore?

Bill: He suffers from "Urbaphobia." He got it one day when he said "Oh, like a mini van?" and everyone busted out laughing. He was told to look it up on Urban Dictionary and after he did, he feared saying anything ever again. I guess you could call him an urbaphobe?!

by Chuck Derwin October 11, 2017

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