Unsalted Pirate

A Pirate that has not been on the ocean yet

The Unsalted Pirate is looking forward to going on the ocean.

by Charliesteel December 23, 2012

unsalted pretzel

An unsalted pretzel is someone that has no empathy or culture in their gut. They're simply not tasty; they don't even have any fucking salt.

You see, unsalted pretzels like you don't have the brains. I'm not a nerd, you're just not smart enough.

by sloth-coffee July 22, 2020

Unsalted Boat

A Female whom which has never experienced sexual intercourse with a male. i.e a virgin.

"Caitlin has never had seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally unsalted."

A guy referring to a female: "Man I wanna wheel that unsalted boat, She'd be a challenge to get into bed."

by Heather and Caitlin January 20, 2011

Extra Fancy Unsalted Mixed Nuts

When you have a gangbang with many different races of people in it. Usually consisting of an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, an Indian, a Mexican, etc.

Guy 1: Oh man, that was the best thing of Extra Fancy Unsalted Mixed Nuts I ever had last night.

Guy 2: Eww, dude you do that?

by Potato Lover April 13, 2014

unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

unsalterated

A word Ren elansary made up, even tho she could swear that it was an actual word

"your father is unsalterated shit"

by Renkirei December 18, 2022

unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024