by TSAQ November 19, 2007
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The act of losing one's manhood. Equivalents in various languages were common in antiquity when the castration of men or boys to produce eunuchs as servants in households of the rich was common. Another way dating from antiquity in which one could "unman" a man was by sodomizing him after his defeat or capture in battle, as happened to T.S. Lawrence - Lawrence of Arabia - during World War I.
In more recent times, "unmaning" a man survives in male prisons through the anal rape of weaker men by stronger ones.
In more recent times, "unmaning" a man survives in male prisons through the anal rape of weaker men by stronger ones.
T. S. Lawrence's memoirs relate how the Turkish governor of Arabia had his soldiers beat and Unman him after he was captured. He never recovered from having his Manhood taken from him.
by BxMuscle January 11, 2011
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by Poopnugget113 February 3, 2018
Get the unmanneristic mug.A form of math with no meaning and sometimes no numbers. Generally, the easiest equation in unmath is this:
"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"
It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:
"I say there, Homestar, butts 12 by pies?"
Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as bunk or some other kind of thing. But don't listen to them, because they pee sitting down.
Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren't for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn't be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a job instead of relaxing in my mom's suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don't even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.
So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the time.
"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"
It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:
"I say there, Homestar, butts 12 by pies?"
Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as bunk or some other kind of thing. But don't listen to them, because they pee sitting down.
Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren't for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn't be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a job instead of relaxing in my mom's suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don't even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.
So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the time.
Oh crap, there's a vicious pack of dogs chasing me! What to do? I know! *does unmath* Aha! Service Pump divided by the square root of a Moose is Johann to the Pants power! I won!
by Speeps November 6, 2010
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Air Traffic Controller #1 - why did that plane just crash, did the pilot not have time to pull up?
Air Traffic Controller #2 - There was no pilot dude it was a frickin UNmanned plane flown by a computer, the thing is bitchin for a 1988 revival!!
Air Traffic Controller #1 - why did that plane just crash, did the pilot not have time to pull up?
Air Traffic Controller #2 - There was no pilot dude it was a frickin UNmanned plane flown by a computer, the thing is bitchin for a 1988 revival!!
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