The instrument that white girls play when they have no musical talent as a desperate attempt to get a higher social status and/or a desperate call for attention.
Guy 1: Bro, look at that girl, she is playing the Ukulele.
Guy 2: well what did you expect, she is white as hell.
Girl: *Starts playing Riptide*
Guy 1 and 2: Smh
Guy 2: well what did you expect, she is white as hell.
Girl: *Starts playing Riptide*
Guy 1 and 2: Smh
by ïïï February 28, 2019
by ypahu June 29, 2006
A ukulele, or uke, is a small gutair-like instrument that originated in Hawaii. this instrument sends out good vibes as it is played and brings a smile to everyone's face when it is played (if it is in tune!)
by islandgirltyler16 May 08, 2015
by PopShouldDieLikeMCR March 05, 2018
A godawful "instrument" that talentless hacks play to try and seem likeable at all
It's only acceptable when a Hawaiian plays it
It's only acceptable when a Hawaiian plays it
by Bigpussmasher87 October 31, 2019
A stupid and pathetic excuse for a guitar, usually gay men and fat Hawaiian people play it all the time and its fucking annoying
by ayypegg April 03, 2019
A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide
Guy 1:hey I need a person for the band
Guy 2: what position
Guy 1:Guitarist
Guy 2:I can play ukulele
Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning
Guy 2: what position
Guy 1:Guitarist
Guy 2:I can play ukulele
Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning
by Urmummygee August 14, 2019