twonk

To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).

David came round to my house and shat on my bed so I twonked the bellend.

by dodfrig September 24, 2006

twonk

An annoying or strange bastard

Alfonso is a fucking twonk

by Shaun Walker July 25, 2008

twonk

to bang pots and pans together when your step-dad is drunk from too much christmas rum.

jim is twonking outside in the cold! mom, get him back inside before the neighbors call the police...!

by mary jane spam spiderman December 24, 2008

twonk

a term used for ex boyfriends who treated their girlfriends like shit. the girlfriend uses twonk as a way of reffering to him and expessing her rage for his dick'ead behaviour.

Megan:i hate my ex, hes such a twonk.
mel: tell me about it. atleast he wasnt as big a twonk as jack. ha

by megan r September 30, 2007

twonk

Also known as a 'fanny-wank'. Originating around the words twat, woman, and wank. An effective insult if necessary.

'Oi wheres Kelly gone?'
'Shes just avin a quick twonk inth bathroom, she'll be out in five'

by Mac Playboy June 26, 2006

Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

TWONK

Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner

You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?

by Ythomit September 26, 2005