To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).
by dodfrig September 24, 2006
jim is twonking outside in the cold! mom, get him back inside before the neighbors call the police...!
by mary jane spam spiderman December 24, 2008
a term used for ex boyfriends who treated their girlfriends like shit. the girlfriend uses twonk as a way of reffering to him and expessing her rage for his dick'ead behaviour.
Megan:i hate my ex, hes such a twonk.
mel: tell me about it. atleast he wasnt as big a twonk as jack. ha
mel: tell me about it. atleast he wasnt as big a twonk as jack. ha
by megan r September 16, 2007
Also known as a 'fanny-wank'. Originating around the words twat, woman, and wank. An effective insult if necessary.
by Mac Playboy June 26, 2006
by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020
Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
by Ythomit September 26, 2005