Twitterrhoea

The practice of posting a stream-of-consciousness burst of inconsequential messages on Twitter, often while watching popular television shows or cross-posted Likes while perusing other social media sites.

"The final episode of Breaking Bad triggered another bout of Twitterrhoea from my ex".

by dokoissho October 9, 2013

atomic twittercide

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012

twitterholinsomniacs

Derived from twitterholic and insomniac, kinda like twitterhol(insomnia) umm.. ic.

@tweet Don't go to sleep. Stay up with me and the rest of the Twitterholinsomniacs. <---new word. Dope.

by bwilstyle May 22, 2010

Twittercide

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018

TwitterChrist

1. To make a reemergence tweet after a long hiatus on twitter. 2. A person who you thought was dead but then appears on twitter.
3. An online miracle.

1. Is DP dead he hasn't tweeted in 3 days? Nevermind hes a #TwitterChrist and just tweeted that his nut sack is sweating from sitting underneath his blanket for too long.

2. Holy #TwitterChrist, 2pac is alive because real 2pac has a blue star next to his name and twitters celebrity confirm is flawless.

2. Who the hell is Ham Celek following me? Oh #TwitterChrist I went to high school with that kid but hes dead to me.

3. Holy #TwitterChrist I can not believe that happened.

by Jonny5G36 November 6, 2010

twitterdoodle

When a boy gets really excited right before sexual intercourse, his penis will get hard while traveling in a small circle and then shooting out cum.

Bro, I got so excited I accidentally twitterdoodled all over this chick's face.

Damn brooo.

by sikhlover January 23, 2011

Twittershots

What happens when you post a funny, cool, winning or failing video using a tweet and you ask your friends to tweet back a witty caption for it.

You tweet:

"Watch this guy's nuts get hit by a potato gun and tell me what you think. video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

And people respond:

"That tater gun makes sure that that guy never gets tots someday! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

"Mashed Balls! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

etc, etc..

by Spinaroonie November 14, 2011