turbo twinkin twistin twist

When you furiously masturbate so wrong you end up twisting your foreskin to the point of non-existence

Person 1: My dick is in so much pain from doing the turbo twinkin twistin twist

by anonymous January 27, 2022

twinking

When you place a Twinkie on somebody's porch, ring their doorbell, and hide to see their reaction.

"Dude I heard you went twinking last night, how was it?"

"You should have been there. He picked it up and looked around for like five minutes before going back inside. Priceless!"

by twinkersferdayz February 9, 2012

Twinking

As to sticking a twinkie up someones (or you own) anus...

Steve likes to go twinking on Sundays

by ketfofet1212 July 31, 2008

Twinking

To demand payment up front and not perform the action or service payed for; to scam

"Hey man this guy's totally twinking me"
"How's that bro"
"I payed to have an album cover designed but it's been three months And I haven't heard from him"

by Handelbars August 12, 2019

twinking

The act of matching, like twinkies match.

"Kate, you and me are twinking today!"

by Little Rabbit January 4, 2008

thinskinny

*When your facial hair comes in thin, and you grow it out, it becomes thin skinny. The end, or the oldest part of the facial hair is skinny, and the new part is thick.
*A name for a holiday. Since the Scots don't have many holidays, it's kind of Scottish.

"THIIIIIIIN SKINNNNAAAY!"-rich texan accent.

"Hey man, you got a bit of thinskinny going on under the chin, fix yourself man!"

by Mike Taylor March 23, 2004

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."

by Jorge June 17, 2005