dickful thinking

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.

Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."

Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."

OR

Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."

Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."

by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020

Share Thinking

This is when an individual doesn't research information that was found online but still 'shares' it on. They barely use their own brain in the process to at least try to find out if it is true. Said individuals just 'share' incorrect information and in the process forming an opinion from it. This information is nowadays 'shared' in the form of memes, random Facebook posts, or articles from fake sites etc.

Unknown Starter: 'Walt Disney is cryonically frozen' *Shares post* with caption (opinion) without finding out if this is true.
User A: Sees post, *Shares post* with caption based on the previous user's already incorrect opinion of incorrect information.

User B: Oh wow, I didn't know that!, *Shares post*
User C: *Shares post*
User D: *Shares post*
(This cycle usually continues on until a logical person that can think for themselves decides to research the information).

User E: Guys, this isn't really true, did anyone ever try to find this out? The guy isn't actually frozen. Why share this post if you're not going to find out for yourself if it's true? That's share thinking!

by BMyPleasure June 8, 2015

Devils Twinkie

When one person licks mayonnaise out of a white persons ass crack.

Hey man did you hear about Sebastian giving Trent a devils Twinkie the other night.

by Lucifers Whore May 28, 2020

tinking

To exchange something for the exact same thing you traded, or to trade something for the same thing you offered as a trade, or to make something that ends up being the exact same as the source material.

Tinking:

To exchange a dollar for a dollar.

To make gold from gold, or buy (the same amount of gold) with the same amount of gold.

by Ronnie Dickface August 22, 2009

thinking with your penis

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.

"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".

by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013

PC Twinkie

A person who cares too much about what is and isn't politically correct.

Mark: Hey, Nick, look at this. This guy in the chat room is getting all bent out of shape because I called President Obama black instead of African-American.

Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.

by That Guy With The Face November 7, 2013

blue-bin thinking

Recycling the same old trash.

From the management fad for "blue-sky thinking", and the blue bins used for recycling household detritus.

Manager: We've got to get our ducks in a row on this new client project.
Worker: Let's do some blue-bin thinking, and really get the ideas flowing.
Manager: Don't you mean blue-sky thinking?
Worker: No, we should just re-use the same old crap we've always used.

by Flakey April 12, 2010